Thursday, May 31, 2007

Tour bus finally in Albany!

This is Coke... or... Peppy Arena... something like that. It is big, I am excited to be playing in place! It was long to get here because of photo shoot in New York City. I am taking picture in every city; PR people say it good exposure. It was in big building! Many models there, but I did not get any numbers! Ha ha! I did not picture with them, no.

So, then bus was off to here, Albany! Woo hoo! So, concert is amazing! Many many fan, much yelling and singing ... and next item is set for me to take. New York State Museum has Japanese exhibit going on, and they have scroll. Rumor is that scroll contains the way of releasing inside of one self, the great peace and power.

I am missing shuriken... I forgot to gather up after taking out camera... the alarm going ring ring ring made me worry and go fast, too fast. I must pay more attention.

Next stop... Wachovia Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! But tonight... tonight I am sneaky in again. I am hoping security is not higher. Scroll is harder for taking, very... floppy. fragile! Hai.

I will be again sleepy tomorrow, after coming back with scroll... Wishing luck with hotel beds!

Yay NYC

Well after a long boring trip in coach I finally arrived in the big apple, although it is big it doesn't look anything like an apple to me. Oh I just love this city, so many shoes so little time. I did get some photo shoots in though my agent loved the idea of a photo shoot around America apparently makes me look patriotic or something. Then there was the other job, the real reason I'm here. There wasn't much left at the crime scene, not even a video the camera's were taken out before the heist. Although I can tell I'm dealing with a ninja, first off the ring was from the Japaneses history section, secondly he left his shuriken. There were no finger prints, obviously a ninja would wear a glove. There was however some trace amount of an expensive hair gel ( it does wonders for split ends) . Anyway its a metrosexual ninja I'm apparently dealing with, I guess the next move is his

The Trial!

Hello...um...me, I guess, since I'm the only one reading this! Today was kinda cool for once. I found out the super secret details about the trials to become a priestess. It turns out that all the candidates had to use water abilities to show exactly how creative we could be. I just hope I didn't make anyone cry with the, I must say, amazing show I put on for everyone...it's hard being so awesome ^_^ Ok, as for the actual trial, it was so nerve racking! All the elders were watching me. The girls started to make like, water flowers, and statues....even animals! As for me, I decided to go with a bit more flash. So I slipped on my power tapping talisman, which I whipped up before the trials, and tried to pour my spirit into the water and see what would happen, talismans always make things interesting. So, it turns out that my power manifests into a water dragon! And it "accidentally"...ate all the other girls' presentations. Oh well, these things happen. Besides, that flower did look appetizing considering the menu on the island these days. But the elders were whispering to each other! Omgs, I hope it's a good thing. Well, it's not my fault those other things couldn't stand up against my fluffy! Anyway, we'll all find out who won tomorrow. Wish me luck!...good luck, me! Goodbye for now!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

New Assingment

Man, who knew old goverment guys could talk for so long, I mean 3 hours on briefing me is a little long. Oh well they want me to go on a new assingment apparently I'm supposed to track down some guy who stole a ring, they said he may have special talents. I bet you he's not half as talented or beautiful as me ;). Igot the sense they wanted it all done covertly considering they said that like 20 times, like that's any problem for me. Oh well now I have to head of to New York thats where the heist was. I love playing secret agent detective women, I have the perfect outfit for it too.

Too early to be awake...

Aaahg... It is afternoon, or so manager says. I am thinking it is still too early to be wake up. Close the drapes!

Concert was amazing! Many many fan! They do much yelling :) I am doing much singing! At end of concert, night was just beginning. I tell you about it.

After cheering and encore, I was slipping behind stage. I went to bus, and said "I am sleeping in hotel again!" Band watched me go. I like band. But they do not know I am ninja ;) So out I go,
and into the night.

I hopped out into the close buildings, with the rain coming down after concert! No fans in rain. My black uniform hides me, all traditional cloth ys! Ninja are sneaky. You cannot see us haha. But I am even more than that.

I am invisible. Not just sneaky ninja not seen. I am really invisible! English words... see through. I am also climbing wall better than ninja, with hands and feet, even glass. I am perfect ninja. Second in command of ninja clan, Black Ravens.

I slipped into museum. They had ring of ancient power, but of course they did not know. But it is ring that ninja and Japanese have fought over for many century. Emperor is legend to have it, and grow powerful! I am perfect and only ninja for job.


I sneak in. Oh!! I almost forget! I also sneak into building, seeming like no human can pass through places; places too small for person. But not... for black snake. So that is me! Yes, I said I was perfect ninja, nee? Ah, but best ninja is not seen, and action is not seen.

Yes, I can take out ring without being seen, because I am invisible. But, floating glass? It gives away secret! So I throw shuriken at cameras: zap, zap, all gone in few minutes. Now I am secret! But guards will come soon, they see cameras go away.

The ring was inside glass case, so I very carefully cut it open. I can see where the lasers are, and in perfect dark, just like snake senses heat. I lifted off circle of glass (no suction cup needed!) and lifted out ring. Alarm goes off!! Oh no, right? Great ninja is caught! Hah!! No, for I have another ninja secret!

I poof! Teleport is english word. I am gone, no smoke from where I was, but white poof where I appear, on top of building. I leap off, and am on my way across city, back to hotel! Then of course, after I sneak into hotel room, is sexy lady from downstairs...

And managers wonder why Ryuichi is sleepy until 2 pm.

Hallo US of A!!!

KO NI CHI WA!!!

I am posting from my first night in USA!! It is very big city! New York!! Yatta!!

I am having very much fun being here. I am having concert tomorrow as kick-off in America! Is in big Square Garden (they are funny naming things here) I think...Many many fans! They are having mobbing already even though I am not even playing yet!

In secret... the plan for taking secret ring is set. I am being sneaking in tomorrow!! Wait... after concert! hehehehe. Also, very sexy girl on first floor, by lobby... I have pen on my hand of room number! Yes America!!

Okay! I am siging off for now! Sayoonara!!!!!!

Everything is Fuzzy

Oh man, what did I do last night. My head is pounding I don't normally drink that much. Now that I've let you all know the lovely condition of my head, welcome to my new blog. I think I used have another one I can't remember, my Head is kinda fuzzy. I'm not sure but i think I have work tomorrow, not the normal posing for photos. I think its the government one, man what ever I did last night must have messed me up I can't even remember the details of my work. Oh well I better show up tomorrow and act like everything is ok, don't want to get fired. Yikes its already 2:00am I better get to bed, I have to get up by 8o'clock well night, hopefully I'll remember more tomorrow.

Hello!

Hello new shiny electronic thing! Or, what is is they called you again? A blackberry? I swear my sister is trying to make me look crazy with this. Anyhoo, It's time I started to chronicle my journey from being an ordinary water wielder to a smart, sexy, and oh so fashionable priestess. Dress down to my ankles? Ha! If I'm going to go to the mainland to find a man, I have to flash some...leg. Hmmm, now if I could only find a good razor. These bronze ones are sooo rough! I hope this technology won't get me in too much trouble. I mean, I'm completely addicted to this "Bejeweled" thing. It's amazing! I missed this morning's ceremony, but I got 5000! Can you say high score? Oh! Speaking of score, we're teaching new fighting moves today. Ok, time to go beat some sense into these girls, bye!